*Please reread the title of this post and insert my classically trained baratone voice… Now feast your eyes and ears on this ladies:

Now that we got that out of the way…. Here are a few things that have been on my mind as of late.
I over heard a guy say “Well, let me ask you this…” and I thought to myself – If you use that series of words. Stop. It’s a sure fire way to let everyone around you know that you’re a complete d-bag.
Now, what kinda of world do we live in when we can’t enjoy a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich without the thought of death.
Random Quote – to churn your brain hole:
“If you wish to upset the law that all crows are black, you mustn’t seek to prove that no crows are; it is enough to prove one single crow to be white.”
-William James
Question everything.
How many chalkboards do you think are still in use in our schools?
Finally, I just noticed for the first time in my life that when one of my shoes becomes untied, it’s ALWAYS the same shoe! The right one…. What the sh*t is that?! I’m going to be tracking this trend and presenting my theory in a year from now.