The Sooners need something…

The University of Oklahoma’s football program is off to a rough start. This young team has been plagued by catastrophic injuries. I believe I can help. While I was enjoying my tasty breakfast this morning I had a vision…I’m going to sacrifice two pieces before the college football gods this weekend, in hopes to bring some much needed mystic support to our young Sooner football team. I know, “sacrifice” is an interesting term: Sacrifice (from a Middle English verb meaning “to make sacred,” from Old French, from Latin sacrificium: sacr, “sacred” + facere, “to make”) is commonly known as the practice of offering food, objects (typically valuables), or the lives of animals or people to the gods as an act of propitiation or worship. The term is also used metaphorically to describe selfless good deeds for others or a short term loss in return for a greater gain.

In honor of the great Bob Stoops, I have painted two wooden boxes with his portrait. My friends at Spexton have offered additional pieces to complete this gift. I will hide these offerings in and around the ceremonial Sooner temple. With my sacrifice, I believe the football gods will grant the Sooners an incredible and mystical power that not even the holiest of Tim Tebow can stop.

I will be giving a few clues to assist you in finding these ceremonial pieces on Saturday. Be sure to follow me on twitter!

In Bob we trust.