When your day begins with the discovery that “Boots”, the coolest new cog at Cubic is… well… A dolphin hater, you know it’s going to be a good day. She confided, “I secretly wish that all dolphins would lose their tongues in catastrophic aluminum can eating accidents.” Or something like that.
Speaking of tongues, I went back to the Dentist today. I always feel so awkward about my tongue. [..]

So I was heading back up from the deli downstairs. I walked into the elevator and there was a repair man working on the control panel.. I was kinda startled and said “Oh, I am sorry..” and began to walk off the elevator. He replies “It’s ok, what floor are you on?” I said “4”…. Up we went. Somewhere between the second floor and the third floor I thought – This job really has its ups and downs. I made myself laugh. [..]